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Hi, I'm Dara. I'm half way done building my death star, unfortunately I became bankrupt and could not continue building. I live in hicktown, Virginia, but I grew up in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. I like pretty colors.


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Monday, 1 August 2011
If you are a tortured teenaged girl, like I am, you probably have never flown on a plane for more than 5 hours by. your. self. I think you will understand what I am going through.


I can only imagine how I will see my life flash before my eyes.

1) All of the signs in the Taipei airport will be in Mandarin... You would think that since I am Asian, I would know how to speak Mandarin.
Nope. I don't.


2) Everyone in the airport will be trying to kill me.
No, stop standing so close to me. Are you.... smelling.... me?!
It does seem like there is always that guy who matches in the same awful puke green color; he always seems to act very proud of his fashion choice. Good job, matchy guy. Good job.


3) No, officer, don't tase me! I didn't know I couldn't bring more than 10 mls of lotion!
Officer is not amused either.

4) Getting lost in airport terminals always seems to happen to my family and I. This time, I'm going to sit very diligently in front of my gate and wait till the time passes by.


It's going to be a very unforgettable, haunting experience. I just hope I won't contract a disease in the airport. A disease that won't make me suddenly ravenous for human flesh.


Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.


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